Showing posts with label R. Kelly. Show all posts
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Thursday, 21 June 2007

Woody Guthrie serenades children, battles syphilis, invents R. Kelly


Woody Guthrie’s CV is sick. Sicker than you thought, in fact:

1945: transatlantic wartime pedagogue

Here’s Woody rocking Children’s Hour on the BBC Home Service in 1945. At the time, Woody was washing dishes for the US Merchant Marine. Soon after, he was removed from this crucial service due to his communist beliefs, and drafted into the military. You work it out. Anyway, dig the frisson between him and the presenter.

Woody Guthrie – ‘Children’s Hour Introduction’

Woody Guthrie – ‘Wabash Cannonball’

Woody Guthrie – ‘900 Miles From Home’


Best ever collaboration between government, academia and rock

And here’s Woody performing ‘The Lonesome Traveller’, a radio-play / musical infomercial, scripted by folk-song archivist Alan Lomax, and sponsored by the US Department of Health and the Communication Materials Centre of Columbia University, warning of the dangers of syphilis. Bound for gory?

Woody Guthrie – ‘The Lonesome Traveller’

Singing while waiting for a train, bumping into a good-time gal from your old home town, nearly getting your ass handed you by a deranged syphilitic named Moxie, learning a valuable lesson about sexual health? At a stretch, Woody can be blamed for ‘Trapped in the Closet’, and for this incredible piece of work:



Thursday, 24 May 2007

the one-man r'n'b spinal tap


According to Spinoza, comedy is the best form of defence in a court of law. On the strength of this new track, R. Kelly is absolved of numerous (alleged) past sex crimes and countless putative future indiscretions:

R. Kelly – ‘Sex Planet’ (from Double Up)

Expect our man R. to be touring air force bases in the near future:
Spinal Tap – ‘Sex Farm’


In tribute:
Superwolf (Will Oldham and Matt Sweeney) – ‘Ignition’ (live)
Devendra Banhart/Jana Hunter - 'Little Monkey/Step in the name of Love'

More fun:
The Tap reunite. David St. Hubbins with an LL look.




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