best behaviour

if i could sing, i would sing 'never turn your back on mother earth' by sparks.

sparks - 'never turn your back on mother earth'

given half a chance, i would do so while riding on the bonnet of a car, carrying a massive sword. the result would be pretty faithful, moderately countrified, and would sit comfortably towards the middle of my well-received album about love and the forces of nature.


there's nothing silly about this, so why you choose to hate?

buy neko
buy sparks

sloop jay dee

GMS has never been a raving apostle for james 'j "jay dee" dilla' yancey, possibly because i don't smoke weed / take myself seriously / own an expensive stereo / respect the dead.

however, i was surfing the internet, looking for pictures of young men playing with goats, when i came across this:


i think this is from a while back. it's by a chap called bullion. well done, that man. it's good because hearing snippets of songs i know makes me feel cool, knowledgeable and safe.

nobody tell mike love, please.

beach boys / j dilla - 'here today'
beach boys / j dilla - 'i know there's an answer'

liquor and poker

i'm pleased - moved, even - that cam'ron has worked a "barely even know her" gag into his new record. i invented that gag, children, but cam'ron can have this one for free.

cam'ron ' 'cookies and apple juice'

i'm even more impressed that he's dovetailed it with a reference to the Flying Scotsman.

it's downhill from there, though - i think he's talking about wee.

final level boss

here's footage of my chemical romance completing rock band on 'moderate difficulty'. hark - they've unlocked bob dylan.



is this emo, though? i'm keen to know where i stand.

it's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life for me

fish in the sea, you know how i feel.